My left eye is bulging
My right eye is minuscule
And my behind eye covers my full head
My hair is a colourful rainbow
My nose is like a hippo’s face
My neck adorned with spots like a giraffe
My elongated left hand stretches from Mumbai to Paris
My right hand barely touches my face
My right leg is like a zombie cracking through the concrete ground
While my left leg is like an elf racing to elongate to match with my right
That was all an illusion and when I look in the mirror it reveals the real ME!