There once was a girl
Who was just as sane
As you are
And if you dislike her
You’re not very sane at that
So they called her “Loony”
But she didn’t care
She was a Ravenclaw; as smart
and quirky as they come.
She loved the Quibbler
Her dad was the editor
And radish earrings
became a trademark.
Don’t forget Crumple-Horned Snorckacks!
She believed that
everything comes back
to you in the end.
She was kind to elves and stood
with her friends until the very end.