Life is fine in Area 51
I don’t know what you worry about.
Besides that warehouse with UFOs,
There is nothing weird on this route.
Do you want to see the funny aliens?
Sure, but sign this fear agreement
And do remember to not shout, for
There is nothing weird on that route.
What do you mean by scary artefacts?
You really must start speaking facts.
Pour everything out like a spout, although
There is nothing weird on that route.
Stop pulling things from the 90’s movie,
We do not hold those guys from ET.
Mind your tongue and get out, as
There is nothing weird on that route.
There is nothing weird on this route
I repeat for the hundredth time
Do heed my words and quickly leave
Or you might just see an alienated eve.
